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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

My kind of anti-terror policy

Yes, it's a stupid forwarded e-mail, but I like it. Besides, it's better than anything John Ashcroft's going to suggest.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR NEXT SATURDAY. AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

6 Comments:

  • Stupid... as in Brillant!!

    I'll be ready with my 6 pack next sat. Hell, I'm bringing 40s. Can't get more American than 40s.

    By Blogger Pup, at 4:04 PM  

  • Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

    By Blogger PKD, at 4:07 PM  

  • Hey, I'm certainly no fan of this war, but I'm also no fan of pithy sayings with no real meaning.

    There is sometimes peace that's only to be found on the other side of war - I don't think fighting World War II, for example, was like fucking for virginity.

    I just don't think the war in Iraq is an example of one worth fighting.

    The crime isn't war, it's brazen stupidity on either side.

    By Blogger Big Pinz, at 5:37 PM  

  • If stupidity is a crime, I work in Oz.

    By Blogger LiAps, at 7:11 PM  

  • Ooh, Oz...hot bad boy men in OZ...

    Sorry, distracted. Very funny forward, Pinz.

    By Blogger Kate the Peon, at 7:51 PM  

  • Wouldn't it be nice if everyone could just pull together and make this happen for America.

    By Blogger Avuncular 1, at 10:50 PM  

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