If there is a Jewish Conspiracy to takeover the world, can I get in on some of that action?

Due to pressure from Jewish groups, Wal-Mart has stopped selling an anti-semetic book called, "The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion". All about how there is some worldwide conspiracy by Jews to takeover the world, a la"Pinky and the Brain" from the "Animaniacs". If there is a real worldwide conspiracy by Jews to takeover the world with a world population of three, I am so in. Just let me know where I should sign up. I tried using www.jew.com but that did not work. Anyone else have any ideas?