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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Boldly Going Where No Pinzur Blog Has Gone Before....Hollywood

Its good to hear that the Victoria's Secret models normally eat whatever they want...a whole grape or two. But it is even better to know that prior to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show the models gave up all sugar and carb and jumps extra rope. Now, we dont know how long the models give up their normal luxuries of whole grapes to prepare for the show, but its good to know that they worry about removing carbs and sugar like the rest of us if even for a few hours. Granted, unlike many of us, they actually dont eat carbs and sugar when they say they wont. Where many of us claim we dont, since food you eat when no one else is watching does not count....apparently....so I think no one watches each other in Wisconsin.

I wish I could make this up....but has anyone seen these people who are still suffering from the Nuclear Reactor Meltdown of Five Mile Island? I think they need help from doctors....oh, wait, that is just Donatella Versace and her daughter Allegra Beck. http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/03/like-mother-like-daughter/ Holy crap! Did their Italian Villa not have any mirrors and an over-abundance of eye make-up? Is Donatella's daughter a not-so-secret double for Marilyn Manson? True or False....if you shaved Donatella's head and removed the caked-on make-up, wouldnt she look like a man? Her Adam's Apple is bigger than mine....as is her penis. How many doctors, engineers and robotics experts are needed to keep Donatella in her current state?

Lindsay Lohan is getting angry because people are still suggesting that she still gets insanely drunk. Not ideal for the average person who has been in rehab a number of times, but ideal for someone who wants to stay in the limelight and ready to take on her next disastrous movie. She proclaims, "Do I look like I'm off the Wagon?" Lindsay, we have nothing to compare a sober you to since you were in that awful movie, "The Parent Trap" where as a child you couldnt act as a British girl and as an American.....only to be followed-up by now in your early 20s cannot act at all, let alone as a sober person.

By the way, I am loving this rumor that Paris Hilton has two new enhancements added to her empty repertoire. Two big enhancements...on her chest. Paris, we all dont think you need a breast enhancement to like you more. We all think you need a personality, intelligence, and heart implant. Why, that sounds like 2 of the three items that Dorothy, the Tin Man, the Scarecrow, and the Lion were marching down the Yellow Brick Road to see the Wizard of Oz. Maybe if you go see the Wizard of Oz, he may have a few things for you. I hear the Wizard these days is anywhere but near a camera.


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