Pimpin' in Court

Received this picture from a friend who works at the Arkansas Democrat Gazette in Little Rock.



He was in court on charges of disorderly conduct and marijuana possession. Here, according to the reporter, was the actual exchange with the judge:

JUDGE: What are you doing to earn a living these days?

DEFENDANT: The ultraviolet flow of pimpin' ain't easy these days, but somebody's gotta do it.

So true. The infrared flow is better, but still not what it used to be.