Cheese Sandwich Update
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The grilled-cheese sandwich bearing the likeness of the Virgin Mary visited a strip club in Austin last night. It's chaperone, Herald columnist Jim DeFede, reports that many of the dancers wanted to pose for pictures with it. He also had a good night at the poker tables with the sandwich in tow.
The grilled-cheese sandwich bearing the likeness of the Virgin Mary visited a strip club in Austin last night. It's chaperone, Herald columnist Jim DeFede, reports that many of the dancers wanted to pose for pictures with it. He also had a good night at the poker tables with the sandwich in tow.
1 Comments:
If I had a lot more money, and maybe a staff of four or so flunkies, I'd set out to steal that expensive-ass sammich. It's one fat guy in a car. I can totally handle that. I even know his general whereabouts and what car he's driving and that it has Florida rental plates. I know what he looks like and I know about the briefcase. I could probably trick him into showing me the sandwich, since he seems willing to show it off to folks.
I'd better post this anonymously.
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Anonymous, at 11:33 AM
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