The (Hopefully) Last Word on Cuthbert
Yes, this conversation has dragged on and on...
Here are pictures of six Canadian women...
Neve Campbell
Jill Hennessy
Shania Twain
Pamela Anderson
Linda Evangelista
Elisha Cuthbert
I dare anyone to stand up and say Cuthbert would be his first choice. And if she can't even beat five other Canadian chicks, I think we know where she stands in the global sense.
Cast your vote in comments.
Here are pictures of six Canadian women...
Neve Campbell
Jill Hennessy
Shania Twain
Pamela Anderson
Linda Evangelista
Elisha Cuthbert
I dare anyone to stand up and say Cuthbert would be his first choice. And if she can't even beat five other Canadian chicks, I think we know where she stands in the global sense.
Cast your vote in comments.
8 Comments:
That is so below you, Pinzur. Jesus - you call yourself a journalist? Clearly, that is the worst picture of Cuthbert EVER! What is she, 14? (Well, not that I have a problem with that in the abstract, but . . .)
Cuthbert is hotter than EACH of those you listed. Pamela Anderson?? Talk about fucking dirty! The list, in order, goes: Cuthbert, Shania, Neve, Hennessy, Evangelista, Anderson.
Shame on you.
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LiAps, at 4:50 PM
I don't think I've ever called myself a journalist. :)
Hennessy, Campbell, Evangelista, Twain, Cuthbert (on her best day, maybe), Anderson (and only because she's dirty; if we went on looks alone, she'd beat out Cuthbert).
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Big Pinz, at 6:50 PM
Yea, even though I lean more towards BigPinz, I'm inclined to say that the pic wasn't fair. I don't know about you guys, but dirty goes a long way in my book.
Here's how I'd vote:
Twain, Evangelista, Anderson, Hennessy, Cuthbert, and Campbell.
Can I write in Sarah McLachlan? She's Canandian and a MILF.
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Pup, at 9:40 AM
Yeah, since when is being dirty a negative trait? Shit, I've worked hard to be considered as dirty as I am.
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Kate the Peon, at 10:42 AM
It kills me to do this, by I must agree that that photo was not exactly fair. There are baby pictures of Big Pinz with purple, Spock ears, it does not mean they still are. Although Cuthbert is not as bad as that picture, she still is not that high on my list.
Shania Twain (Just so damn fine), Neve, Evangelista, Hennessy, Cuthbert and then Pam (I have never been all that big a fan of hers. I would stil bang her, but I wouldnt be proud of it...along with many other things I am not proud.)
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Little Pinz, at 11:33 AM
Cuthbert, even with the bad photo. Sorry, Shania's weird, Anderson's diseased, Neve's so 1997. I went looking for some other attractive Canadian actresses, but I, eh, struck out. I thought maybe Jennifer Connelly was Canadian. No, but she's from the Catskill Mountains, so I figured that was close enough.
Then I went trolling for other celebrities. The Friday-night Goth in me contemplated Avril Lavigne. And the "sports" -- note the quotes around sports -- fan in me pointed toward figure skater Jamie Sale. Remember her: She and her partner won gold (shared gold?) in the Olympics in Salt Lake.
As a married man who already has no masculinity left, I was watching figure skating. But with Sale, I at least enjoyed it.
Take care!
Jumbo
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Anonymous, at 8:51 PM
I like to think you got that tactic from my same day post about Alias Dad.
I must say, Neve Campbell is a great deal less hot than Elisha Cuthbert, whose 24 publicity photos alone are hotter than the Neve pic you posted. (Let's not even talk about The Girl Next Door -- I mean, come on.)
Also, Pamela Lee/Anderson is "skanky hot," which is a different kind of hot. It's like comparing sexy apples with naughty, naughty oranges. That's right oranges, talk dirty. Ooh.
Andrew F
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Anonymous, at 10:02 PM
I shall have the last word on Cuthbert, and it shall sound something like "uuuuhhhh-uuunnnnnnhhhhhh!"
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LiAps, at 3:20 PM
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